Entrances to Hell

Entrances2Hell.co.uk describes itself as “The constantly updated catalogue of entrances to Hell in and around the UK”. It is a tongue-in-cheek collection of photographs depicting dilapidated or unusual doorways that don’t seem to fit with the scenery around them. They are submitted by users from all around the UK and after being authenticated by the website administrators they are listed on the website with a name and it’s own fictitious mythology, often with humorous results.

"Airfix"

Airfix has a reputation as a place where lovers meet and is where the devil finally married his 2 childhood sweethearts Milly the Milkmaid and Linda M. Daventree in 1761. Since their marriage these two have given birth to almost 17 billion little-devils who have already been sent to distant star systems to follow in their fathers foosteps. Birdsong here is always performed as an improvisation around the chords B flat minor and G7. The tunnel of Airfix has had the new long-life light bulbs installed along its entire length.” (Entrances to hell around the UK: Airfix, n.d.)

There do not seem to be any specific guidelines for spotting an ‘entrance to hell’, but from studying many of the photographs the general consensus is that these places are mostly neglected, grubby spots in an urban landscape that look anomalous. Many of them are places that would be unsettling to loiter around alone in the dark, and if they did happen to be portals to an other-worldly dimension it may be fair to say that it would not be an ideal tourist attraction.

Bricked up wall at the grandstand

This photo, taken at the Lincoln grandstand, depicts a keystone and archway above a patch of brickwork that looks conspicuous amongst the rest of the wall. This suggests there used to be a doorway here. In Mike Pearson’s Theatre/Archaeology, he asks us to consider an archaeological artefact. “Do not begin with the question, ‘What is it?’ Instead ask ‘What does it do?’. Enquire of its social work: What does it connect through its design, exchange and consumption?” (2001, p.53) The reason for the closure of this door is most likely simple disuse, but walled-up doorways always present room for curiosity and questions. One cannot help but wonder what kind of doorway once stood there, for whose use it was intended, and where it once led. Are there any traces of the other side of the doorway on the interior of the building? If there are not, it only adds to how unnatural the traces on the outside look. An open doorway can look mystical and inviting; a closed doorway can look threatening but still prompt our inquisitiveness.

It is important to consider that at one time, this section of wall had an active use. “We emphasise that site is as much a temporal as spatial concept – landscapes are enfolded; scenography works with the multidimensional temporality of memory, event and narritive.” (Pearson, 2001 p.55) If we are to create a performance celebrating the grandstand’s original sense of grandeur then it is especially important to consider how its existence has changed over time down to the smallest detail, such as this door. We might discover something important. Perhaps this door at one time played a key role in the rituals and routines of visitors to the grandstand. If so, what other details have we missed? How can we honour their former importance?

 

 

 

Weighing room 1

 

As well as temporal curiosities, there are doors that have become aesthetic oddities. Inside the old weighing room of the grandstand, there were many pairs of objects and instances of mirroring. The above picture shows twin doors, with the handles mirroring each other. There were two toilet cubicles, two sinks and an even number of windows. The photos below show twin doorways at either end of the larger room inside the building; one of them is still used and the other has been filled in.

Weighing Room 2

Weighing Room 3

 

I thought architectural quirks of this kind had the potential to be taken advantage of, perhaps through the use of montage or by performing two alternate versions of the same devised piece in small groups. If these doors could lead anywhere in the bounds of imagination, where would they lead? If they are twins, perhaps one doorway is ‘good’ and one ‘bad’? Do the walled in doorways look unnatural enough to be ‘Entrance to Hell’ material?

I returned for a second look at the bricked up archway on the side of the grandstand itself and was somewhat surprised to discover that it had an non-identical twin next to it:

walled up grandstand arch 2

 

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